Monday, August 27, 2012

2012 Democrat National Convention Schedule

2012 Democrat National Convention Schedule -- Charlotte , N.C.

4:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony - sponsored by CNN 
4:05 PM - Singing of "God Damn America" - led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright 
4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama 

4:15 PM - Ceremonial 'I hate America ' - led by Michelle Obama 
4:30 PM - Tips on "How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you
 travel the world" - Hillary Clinton 
4:45 PM - Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar - "How to have a successful
 career without having a job." 

5:00 PM - "Great Vacations I've Taken on the Taxpayer's Dime" Travel Log -
 Michelle Obama 
5:30 PM - Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite 
5:45 PM - Tribute to All 57 States - Nancy Pelosi

6:00 PM - Sen. Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the Democrats'
appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for
sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the
country, improve employment and to boost the economy. 

8:30 PM - Airing of Grievances - by the Clintons 
9:00 PM - "Bias in Media - How we can make it work for you" Tutorial -
sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times 

9:15 PM - Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO -
 Michael Moore
9:30 PM - Anthony Weiner entertains audience with his personal slide presentation
9:45 PM - Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle 
10:00 PM - Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers 
10:30 PM - Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan 
11:00 PM - Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / You too
can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies 
11:15 PM - Free Gov. Blagovich rally 

11:30 PM - Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards 
11:45 PM - Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish 
 Obama presiding 
12:00 AM - Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris 'He sends a
 thrill up my leg' Matthews 

12:01 AM - Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior by waving his fake birth certificate 
12:05 AM - Celestial Choirs Sing 
3:00 AM - Joe Biden wakes up and delivers acceptance speech to an empty room - (The convention was over at 12:30 AM).

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