Why do you vote Democrat?

    1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4%
on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of
gas at 15% isn't.
   
    2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a
better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
   
    3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.
   
    4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,
and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers
and thieves.
   
    5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us
if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away
in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius or a Volt.
   
    6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of
babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
   
    7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to
free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should
take away the social security from those who paid into it.
   
    8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the
rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.
   
    9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite
the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never
get their agendas past the voters.
   
    10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay
billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because
it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish.
   
    11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most
wonderful country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".
   
    I, myself do not vote Democrat, I am of clear mind and choose to think for myself.