The International Olympic Committee stunned the world this morning when they awarded U.S. President Barack Obama a gold medal for Men's Skiing. When asked how this could be, considering that President Obama has never skied nor competed in the Olympic games, an IOC spokesman justified the decision by stating "Barack Obama is going downhill faster than anyone this year."
Funny - and clearly true.
ReplyDeleteHe won a Nobel medal for doing nothing. That establishes a precedent for many other awards - including the downhill slide.