TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR COMPANY HAS CHANGED TO THE GOVERNMENT'S VERY
INEXPENSIVE HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters..
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when
you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is
"an apple day...."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to
Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,
is no a typographical error".
(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED THE GOVERNMENT'S VERY CHEAP HEALTH
CARE PLAN:
(1) You have the privilege of filling this one in….…..
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters..
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when
you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is
"an apple day...."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to
Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,
is no a typographical error".
(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED THE GOVERNMENT'S VERY CHEAP HEALTH
CARE PLAN:
(1) You have the privilege of filling this one in….…..
Instead of mouth-to-mouth or a defibrillator, the paramedic gives you a toe tag and puts you in a freezer.
ReplyDeleteYou get handed an extra value, $1 menu of services for your head injury. Heh.
ReplyDeleteI like your style Writer X.........
ReplyDeleteLady Cincinnatus: But only if you here legally.
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