Tuesday, September 29, 2009

GOVERNMENT HEALTH CARE.......




 TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR COMPANY HAS CHANGED TO THE GOVERNMENT'S VERY

 INEXPENSIVE HEALTH CARE PLAN:
                                                                                               
 (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters..

 (9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when
            you enter the trailer park."

 (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

 (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

 (6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is
        "an apple  day...."

 (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to
           Goodwill last month.

 (4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,
              is no a typographical error".

 (3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

 (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

 AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED THE GOVERNMENT'S VERY CHEAP HEALTH
 CARE PLAN:

(1)  You have the privilege of filling this one in….…..

5 comments:

  1. Instead of mouth-to-mouth or a defibrillator, the paramedic gives you a toe tag and puts you in a freezer.

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  2. You get handed an extra value, $1 menu of services for your head injury. Heh.

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  3. I like your style Writer X.........

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  4. Lady Cincinnatus: But only if you here legally.

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